what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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