that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Let's get the cat blown out
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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