Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
birth control should be required to get into college
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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