Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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