chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I love you.
Bad choice
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