come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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