You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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