fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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