the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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