Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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