I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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