she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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