No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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