garbage
garbage dick
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you win
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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