ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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