i can't believe i had my finger in that
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Watching her eat just hurts me
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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