Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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