Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
did you just send me my own nude
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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