I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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