I am in a vortex of obligation.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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