I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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