when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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