Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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