the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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