Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
May the power of my ass compel you!!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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