at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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