Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Is that strawberry winking at me??
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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