Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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