Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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