You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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