It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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