sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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