So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.