Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
We are two peas in an std pod
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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