Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I think I just shit out all my problems.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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