We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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