My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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