If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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