My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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