Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I want a musical about memes.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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