Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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