I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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