You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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