yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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