are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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