dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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