her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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