at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
third nipple confirmed
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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