you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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