3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
