love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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