I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
You need a sexual gate keeper
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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