then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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