Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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