You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
So apparently I’m into choking now
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