How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
